Best Full English Breakfast in Malta? Sea-View Hotel (Qawra)

What would you like me to say about this?

Seriously.  This is a place which takes a widely recognised currency and exchanges it for what is advertised as an ‘English breakfast’.  They then plonk this thing in front of you.


This cost six of my hard earned euros.  That’s more than a lot of people in Malta earn for an hour of solid graft.  Now to be fair, the six euros also includes an All You Can Eat Buffet.  Said buffet consists of bread rolls and a selection of cheese slices and ham.  I suggest you fill up on as much of these as possible.  They also throw in coffee or tea from one of those machines where you put your cup under the nozzle and hope you will be able to drink what comes out.  Plus a juice.

I don’t particularly like to have a go at establishments which are trying to get along in this crazy world in which we live in,* but to be fair, they took my money (times two) and delivered that plate (times two) to the table.  

It’s not really good enough, is it?

*Sir Paul McCartney is responsible for that sentence clause, not me.  That’s the kind of lyrical genius required to become a Knight of the Realm in this world in which we live in.

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David

5 thoughts on “Best Full English Breakfast in Malta? Sea-View Hotel (Qawra)

  1. ohmygod this is offensive to all English people. The price is a St Julians price for one and the food just looks repugnant! There is a cafe called The Bell in Bugibba, I’m not sure if you’ve tried it, their English breakfast is about €3 and its lovely!

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    1. It’s only offensive to the English people who have paid for it! I will search out this Bell place you speak of, as I plan to mount an assault on every fry-up distributor in the region.

      1. The Bell is in Qawra, I’ve been to Malta a number of times, the Bell is by far the best value breakfast I’ve had.

  2. Oh gawd I am staying at the seaview in july and I had experience of this culinary delight before, when you can count 14 beans on your plate you know its bad.

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